twoton21: (belonging)
2012-01-07 08:36 pm

-15-

Right. So I've got five extra sets of dice, a boxload of books and some spare time.

Anybody here ever play D&D and does anybody want to learn?

[Private to Amanda]

Come play. It'll be fun.
twoton21: (this is earth right?)
2011-12-05 10:48 pm

-14-

[Video]

Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothers.

So! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately, so let my break the ice the way I usually do: SURVEY QUESTION.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and Richard Nixon?

Go!

Private Letter to Santa )
twoton21: (hay check it)
2011-11-28 01:27 pm

-13- [Video]

[What 21 appears to be holding is a jar. A jar with an angry little winged creature inside of it, presently making bitey spoon noises. He shakes it and it appears to glow a little brighter, and get more agitated.]

So I don't really see how keeping one of these in a jar is meant to protect me from death if I'm mortally wounded.
twoton21: (not appreciative)
2011-11-21 10:26 am

-12-

Gotta say I'm glad to have a pulse back. That place... well, not every afterlife is for everyone, is it? Was it stupid I kinda hoped I'd see one or two people I knew?

[Private to Amanda Young]

Yeah, I know we were headed into port well before I ever made an official how-do, and that's totally my bad. But I wanna do this right, so I've been studying your file as close as I can, and I wanted to be sure I had it down before I made an ass of myself.

We met before, and then again. 21. You can also call me Gary if the number bugs you; it's a henching thing, so I don't expect it to sit well with everybody.
twoton21: (goddamnit)
2011-11-03 11:32 am

-11- [Video]

[21 is seen in a hospital bed in the infirmary.]

So much for taking charge and getting to the bottom of everything. Claim you're going to do something, and then suddenly a house collapses on you. Not the way I wanted to spend my Halloween, you guys.

Gotta say the dying part sucks ass, but the waking up part? Not so bad. Kinda like being hung over. I'd rather be sick and in pain than terrified of dying as it's happening. That's brutal.

And ...I'm sorry for being such a dick in my last entry. I guess.

But it looks like everything's back to normal. So what'd I miss?
twoton21: (what is wrong with you?)
2011-10-28 08:46 pm

-10- [Text]

All right seriously, fuck this noise.

It's pretty much been established that whoever is driving this boat is NOT the Admiral. I've seen a few of you say that people have taken over this place before. So how did you do that? And have you tried again since this started? Has ANYBODY tried anything yet?

This is just gonna get worse. This guy -- I dunno who he is, but THIS GUY -- is clearly just fucking with us and you're all just sitting here and taking it! Do you think he's gonna go away if you yell at him a lot? When has that EVER worked in the history of assholes being assholes?

Here's another important question: If it's not the Admiral at the helm then where IS the Admiral? Any ideas? Is he still on the ship? If he is how do we find him? What's he do when other people take over? Where's he go?
twoton21: (not appreciative)
2011-10-16 11:20 am

-9-

Right so this is definitely NOT like the kinda events we got the last time I was here. In before anyone decides to slip in and say "Doi", but I gotta know -- has ANYTHING like this ever happened before? Is there anything familiar? There's a lotta talk about what it could be and even more about what it's not, but I've gotta count myself in with the people that want this shit sorted out. It's totally killing my geek buzz.

I decided to do a little recon after maybe the second or third time Billy Joel out there woke me up while he was wandering the halls. Don't suppose anyone's actually seen this guy? I'm assuming it's a guy just from the sound of the boots, not because whistling sounds particularly feminine or masculine. I know I've tried to run him down more than once, but he's given me the slip every time, and gotta say you guys: I never really got the feeling that I wanted to catch him.

The lights'd just go out and the whistling would stop and then suddenly it'd be moving away from me in the other direction. That shit's creepy. I could identify a few people from my own world who could pull stuff like that, but I'd kinda like to think I would KNOW if any guys from my neck of the woods had shown up.

Is there anyone heading up an official investigation of this stuff or is everyone just doing their own thing? Wardens, haven't you got something organized for stuff like this?
twoton21: (belonging)
2011-10-08 11:24 am

-8- [Video]

[What is immediately seen is a muscular but still somewhat overweight man with long hair staring at the screen looking SO EXCITE you guyz]

I kinda expected to see my old bunk back at the Monarch's place when I got here, but this is much nicer, Admiral. Kudos to you! [Thumbs up!]

I cannot believe I'm back. Seriously -- I am so, so fucking stoked. You guys have no idea. I mean, I haven't thought much of this place in the six months I've been gone, because I kinda forgot about it over time, but even 24 wouldn't believe me when I told him about it. Imagine a figment of my imagination telling me the rest of you were exactly that. It was totally insane.

The best part? [points at chest with thumb] I'm a Warden now! No graduation necessary; I did the graduating back home!

[Thought occurs to him.]

Oh right. Hi other newbies! Call me 21 for now. I haven't really settled on a new code name yet, but I'm tossing around 'The Viceroy'. I dunno, might be too gimmicky. [And he slingshots to the next subject] So is Snape still here?

I asked the Admiral to give me a copy of my updated file so he could see my progress. No more henching, not for the bad guys anyway! I was still kinda messed up about some things in my life even after I left here, but I got it all in order on my own -- even if this place totally helped. I'm in the best shape of my life, I've got real friends, and before I start probably the most epic job ever, I'm gonna see if I can't balance out my karma a bit more here with you guys!

[And that's where all the excitement tapers out of his expression, almost like he was just getting it out of the way, and now he's all seriousness]

...So uh...why's the main deck look like a survival horror game? Are we in Silent Hill?

(ooc: So 21 has no idea how inappropriate it is to come in here all excited when there's people vanishing and creepy shit happening. FEEL FREE TO CALL HIM ON IT. He may actually have some good ideas on what to do.)
twoton21: (flood - genderswap)
2010-02-26 12:38 am

-7-

I shoulda known this place was taking a turn for the wrong kind of weird since the movie night. Nobody ever told me why that lady freaked out and left. It's not that scary. But there's been one thing after the other since. Then the Doctors were all freaking. And then this.

It's my first flood, and y'know -- I kinda expected something different. I'm not sure what but boobs definitely were not on my list.
twoton21: (doofy smile)
2010-02-22 10:51 pm

-6-

So my Warden told me about a movie night somewhere on board before he left. Martha Jones is running it? I think?

Anyway, I want in. What's showing next?

[Private]

I'm discarding my coma theory with the sheer power of DENIAL.

This place is WAY TOO COOL to be fake, and if I wake up tomorrow and this was all a dream, I am going to KILL MYSELF.

(ooc: 21 is in nerd heaven.)
twoton21: (srs blogging)
2010-02-18 02:38 pm

-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!
twoton21: (so cool)
2010-02-11 01:10 pm

-4-

So somebody tell me about ports. This'll be my first, so I'm just kinda wondering which ones people've been to? How bad are they? What usually happens?
twoton21: (srs blogging)
2010-02-09 03:54 pm

-3- [Video Blog]

Since a lot of us are killing time in our cabins so there's a little less 'killing us' going on: Who do you think would win in a fight to the death:

Christopher Lee or Sean Connery?
twoton21: (Default)
2010-02-07 05:34 pm

-2-

This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

21's Private Notes )
twoton21: (srs blogging)
2010-01-29 06:14 pm

-1-

So I know I overreacted the night before. I was a little pissed off and everything, but then I guess dying probably kinda does that for some people. Anyway, does that floating disembodied voice guy always leave right in the middle of a conversation? What a douche.

Anyway -- thanks to everybody that tried to be helpful. But seeing as how this room is pretty much my room exactly (which is kind of creepy, by the way -- nobody but me should know some of the minute details), there's really not much settling in I have to do. And while I don't really think I'm up for all this "redemption" stuff, I haven't got much better to do while I'm here besides at least have a look, right?

So...sorry for freaking out at some of you. You'll see me around.

Call me 21.

Private )
twoton21: (that makes no sense!)
2010-01-28 09:40 pm
Entry tags:

[Audio Post]

[--An excited voice cuts into the audio feed, sounding agitated]

I’m telling you that doesn’t matter—Quit being a dick, I’ve got a job to do! Send me home!

Look, can I talk to somebody about this other than the Great and Powerful Oz? I’m not supposed to be here.

Look – you can’t jack a guy from his own reality when he’s about to die. I’m always about to die. Believe me; I’m totally cool with it!

Also, who the Hell took the blades out of my utility gloves? I custom made those, and it was hella expensive. Give 'em back!
twoton21: (pic#)
2010-01-28 09:19 pm
Entry tags:

-0- (Bio and Fourth Wall)

Re-Application to Last Voyages )

Mods, ignore the rest of this for application purposes, his fourth wall permissions originally went in this post.

21 is an enormous pop culture nerd monster. So I'm making fourth wall permissions for him here for anyone that wants to plot anything in particular or who absolutely does NOT want to be fourth walled. He'll actually try hard not to do it, though!