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Dec. 5th, 2011 10:48 pm
twoton21: (this is earth right?)
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Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothers.

So! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately, so let my break the ice the way I usually do: SURVEY QUESTION.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and Richard Nixon?

Go!

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Dear Santa,

Why am I writing this letter? WHY AM I WRITING THIS LETTER? I didn't write to you even when I believed you existed!

Anyway, considering I came here first an Inmate and then came back a Warden I think that means I can say I've been pretty 'good' this year, if that's the kinda money that talks around here. So I've got a few requests for myself before I start getting all charitable:

1) Dude, I need my DVD library updated. And a better system all around would be nice. Y'know, one that's neither butterfly nor sphinx themed. [Insert inordinately long list of movies here]
2) And something to keep them in.
3) I'm actually starting to lose some of the guttage. I could use some clothes that fit better other than the uniforms since those kinda fix themselves.

For Amanda: A punching bag. The kind you can suspend from the ceiling. For her room. She needs to hurt something other than herself and an inanimate object is a good start. Also -- I dunno, maybe some nice clothes? Some warm stuff, too, given the current atmosphere. And, what do girls like? Things that smell nice? Give her something that smells nice.

Thanks in advance.

-Gary

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Date: 2011-12-06 03:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
...Santa Claus and Richard Nixon.

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
[He is sure he recognizes you but he's not going to be a dick and ignore you; that's not what this place is for]

That's right. What's your answer and why?

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[this is too much.]

...Santa has the advantage in size and weight over Nixon. One guy's nothing without an army at his back if we're talking sheer physical contest.

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
So your answer is Santa Claus.

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:07 am (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Primface)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
Who and which now? [Goggly eyebrow at you, sir.]

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
...You're kidding, right?

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:09 am (UTC)
with_my_teacup: (Default)
From: [personal profile] with_my_teacup
I musta missed that day in history class.

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:57 am (UTC)
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Nixon. Santa would never fight back.

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Date: 2011-12-06 05:12 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Art - Sit)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Well, OK, I mean... He could, but... Like, if we're being literal, Nixon's a corpse anyway, so...

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Date: 2011-12-06 04:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] givemeafight.livejournal.com
Course she can throw a punch, she's been in the gym practically every day since I gave her some pointers.

[HE IS SO PROUD OF YOU AT THE MOMENT, Amanda.]

Date: 2011-12-06 05:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] givemeafight.livejournal.com
Emil Blonsky. Inmate, been on this boat for about a year.

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Date: 2011-12-06 05:28 am (UTC)
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - accusing)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
Santa. Hands down. Secret service doesn't have a chance against the Elves and Santa has a better uppercut. Plus he's not afraid of vehicular homicide if you push him.





[And he's completely serious.]

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Date: 2011-12-06 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Upperc-... Homici-... But...Santa.

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Date: 2011-12-06 06:19 am (UTC)
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Only if you push him. Poor Santa has it hard. People comin' after him is a pretty regular thing.

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Date: 2011-12-06 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
You, sir, are outstanding.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:32 am (UTC)
most_feared: (k - pensive)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
I should probably throw in a note since we've gotta write him this month anyway.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Nixon ain't got shit on Santa Claus. You ain't gonna come by a fat guy who can visit everyone in one night in politics.

Date: 2011-12-06 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Kinda gotta wonder why they're in a fight in the first place, though.

Date: 2011-12-06 03:52 pm (UTC)
creatingalegacy: Amanda looking smug as hell. (smug)
From: [personal profile] creatingalegacy
You can thank Blonsky. The lessons came from him.

Date: 2011-12-06 10:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
Well, it's working for you, but I'd like to step it up soon if you feel like you can handle it.

Date: 2011-12-06 10:50 pm (UTC)
creatingalegacy: Amanda looking skeptical. (oh yeah?)
From: [personal profile] creatingalegacy
Anything specific in mind?
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