-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[twoton21]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!

Comments

[boeshane_boy]

Voldemort.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Defend your position. I'm not taking tallies.

[boeshane_boy]

Adolf was short and kind of awkward. If Voldemort's got a body, he'd probably handle himself better.

Assuming Voldie isn't a complete failure in a fist fight, anyway.

[toldastory]

Voldemort. He at least would kill people. Hitler would hide behind someone else to do it.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Points to the doctor lady!

one character with pop culture AND roundworld history knowledge. this is sad.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

No magic?

Hitler. He might be short and a snivelling little fascist, but:

a) he was a soldier
b) Voldemort has, what, 1/7th of a soul? And is all pale and icky.
c) you've still got to be kind of tough to be a fascist. It's the putches.
d) Voldemort would only know how to fight with his magic and wouldn't know how to throw a punch.
e) did you see kid Voldemort in those films? He was a weed. I doubt adult Voldemort was much better.

Re: one character with pop culture AND roundworld history knowledge. this is sad.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Dude, he wasn't a soldier. He was lucky. The fact that he could get his pants on in the morning was a miracle.

Creed has so read HP. Boring missions get boring okay?

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

Hitler.

Voldemort's entire defence depended on his magic, instead of physical prowess.

Hitler, however, knew at least some hand-to-hand, not to mention he was a soldier, and didn't depend on just his bodyguards at the end. He could handle himself in a fist fight - came from being homeless on the streets.

Voldemort's probably got a glass jaw too.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

I think you're underestimating how crazy he could probably get when he's backed into a corner. He epitomizes "never-say-die". When he lost the war the first time he at least had a contingency plan. This is versus the guy who lost and then blew his own head off.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

While I know I'm gonna regret asking this:

Who's Voldemort?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

You've never read Harry Potter or seen the movies?

Snake nerds gotta represent

[requiresssacrifice]

Voldemort, obviously. He was never afraid of getting his hands dirty.

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

Voldemort. Just out of principle. And Hitler was a vegetarian artist with one testicle.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

You can't really call him an artist when he failed to get into art school twice.

Spider-Man weighs in!

[withgreat-power.livejournal.com]

I'd have to go with Voldemort. He was far more level headed than Hilter reportedly was.

Are we talking about Tom Riddle or snake-guy Voldy?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Snake guy!

...Who is this?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Voldemort. Longer limbs, he'd probably just do the thing where he holds Hitler in place by his forehead while Hitler keeps punching open air.

VOICE FOREVER

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with Hitler, seeing as he actually killed people and all.

Voice

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Dude, have you even read the books or watched the movies?

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Don't know who Voldemort is, but he'd win.

[allpure.livejournal.com]

.... How can you say that name, just like that?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Because he's a fictional character where I come from, and he'll pretty much never wind up here.

[acid_rayne]

Oy...

[diefrenchiesdie.livejournal.com]

Hitler. He actually killed people. Also, I highly doubt Voldemort would put up a good fight without his magic, mostly because he's used it all throughout the books as his only source of power.

Out of curiosity, do you have any more of those GI Joe DVDs?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Uhm, are we talking about the same Hitler? Yeah, he fought during the first war, but a puppy with downs syndrome could have killed somebody if it was sent to war and like -- given a detonator for a grenade launcher. (Don't ever do something like that when enacting an evil plan, by the way. It backfires HORRIBLY.) I challenge you to find me any proof that he lifted a finger to kill anybody with his bare hands after he became an evil dictator.

There wouldn't even be a book series if Voldemort didn't "actually" kill people, and he was doing it well before he even started school. He even had the serial killer warning signs like animal mutilation popping up his childhood.