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Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothers.

So! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately, so let my break the ice the way I usually do: SURVEY QUESTION.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and Richard Nixon?

Go!

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Dear Santa,

Why am I writing this letter? WHY AM I WRITING THIS LETTER? I didn't write to you even when I believed you existed!

Anyway, considering I came here first an Inmate and then came back a Warden I think that means I can say I've been pretty 'good' this year, if that's the kinda money that talks around here. So I've got a few requests for myself before I start getting all charitable:

1) Dude, I need my DVD library updated. And a better system all around would be nice. Y'know, one that's neither butterfly nor sphinx themed. [Insert inordinately long list of movies here]
2) And something to keep them in.
3) I'm actually starting to lose some of the guttage. I could use some clothes that fit better other than the uniforms since those kinda fix themselves.

For Amanda: A punching bag. The kind you can suspend from the ceiling. For her room. She needs to hurt something other than herself and an inanimate object is a good start. Also -- I dunno, maybe some nice clothes? Some warm stuff, too, given the current atmosphere. And, what do girls like? Things that smell nice? Give her something that smells nice.

Thanks in advance.

-Gary

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...Santa Claus and Richard Nixon.

[He is sure he recognizes you but he's not going to be a dick and ignore you; that's not what this place is for]

That's right. What's your answer and why?

[this is too much.]

...Santa has the advantage in size and weight over Nixon. One guy's nothing without an army at his back if we're talking sheer physical contest.

So your answer is Santa Claus.

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Who and which now? [Goggly eyebrow at you, sir.]

...You're kidding, right?

I musta missed that day in history class.

Sounds like it.

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Nixon. Santa would never fight back.

Who says?

Well, OK, I mean... He could, but... Like, if we're being literal, Nixon's a corpse anyway, so...

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Course she can throw a punch, she's been in the gym practically every day since I gave her some pointers.

[HE IS SO PROUD OF YOU AT THE MOMENT, Amanda.]

Who'm I talking to?

Emil Blonsky. Inmate, been on this boat for about a year.

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Santa. Hands down. Secret service doesn't have a chance against the Elves and Santa has a better uppercut. Plus he's not afraid of vehicular homicide if you push him.

[And he's completely serious.]