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Dec. 5th, 2011 10:48 pm
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[Video]

Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothers.

So! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately, so let my break the ice the way I usually do: SURVEY QUESTION.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and Richard Nixon?

Go!

[Private - text]

Dear Santa,

Why am I writing this letter? WHY AM I WRITING THIS LETTER? I didn't write to you even when I believed you existed!

Anyway, considering I came here first an Inmate and then came back a Warden I think that means I can say I've been pretty 'good' this year, if that's the kinda money that talks around here. So I've got a few requests for myself before I start getting all charitable:

1) Dude, I need my DVD library updated. And a better system all around would be nice. Y'know, one that's neither butterfly nor sphinx themed. [Insert inordinately long list of movies here]
2) And something to keep them in.
3) I'm actually starting to lose some of the guttage. I could use some clothes that fit better other than the uniforms since those kinda fix themselves.

For Amanda: A punching bag. The kind you can suspend from the ceiling. For her room. She needs to hurt something other than herself and an inanimate object is a good start. Also -- I dunno, maybe some nice clothes? Some warm stuff, too, given the current atmosphere. And, what do girls like? Things that smell nice? Give her something that smells nice.

Thanks in advance.

-Gary

[Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
[He is sure he recognizes you but he's not going to be a dick and ignore you; that's not what this place is for]

That's right. What's your answer and why?

[Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:11 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
[this is too much.]

...Santa has the advantage in size and weight over Nixon. One guy's nothing without an army at his back if we're talking sheer physical contest.

[Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:17 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
So your answer is Santa Claus.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
I guess so. I mean barring Nixon having time travel or super powers. Now there's a scary fucking thought.

...Why are you asking again?

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
What's it look like? For shits and giggles.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
....Somebody must be bored.

[he laughs] Superman and Batman's the more traditional one.

[Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 04:59 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
Everybody's done that one. Last one I did was Christopher Lee and Sean Connery, I think.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
Sean Connery all the time.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
That's what they keep telling me. [pause]

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
No. Why did you pick Connery?

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
contrary pluck and determination along with a fist-full of gadgets can and will beat out anyone.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
I said Sean Connery, not James Bond. Actual talents and possessions are the only thing that counts.

Christopher Lee was in special ops. He killed Nazis. Real secret agents beat out pretend ones every time.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
...You serious? [He pauses] ...Christopher Lee was that guy in Star Wars right? He was in special ops?

Is this like that Mr. Rogers thing where he was a Nam' Sniper?

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