-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[twoton21]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!

Comments

[diefrenchiesdie.livejournal.com]

Hitler. He actually killed people. Also, I highly doubt Voldemort would put up a good fight without his magic, mostly because he's used it all throughout the books as his only source of power.

Out of curiosity, do you have any more of those GI Joe DVDs?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Uhm, are we talking about the same Hitler? Yeah, he fought during the first war, but a puppy with downs syndrome could have killed somebody if it was sent to war and like -- given a detonator for a grenade launcher. (Don't ever do something like that when enacting an evil plan, by the way. It backfires HORRIBLY.) I challenge you to find me any proof that he lifted a finger to kill anybody with his bare hands after he became an evil dictator.

There wouldn't even be a book series if Voldemort didn't "actually" kill people, and he was doing it well before he even started school. He even had the serial killer warning signs like animal mutilation popping up his childhood.

[diefrenchiesdie.livejournal.com]

When you fight in a war, you have to kill someone. It's either kill or be killed. By sheer factor of him being in the war, it means that at least he stared death in the face. And I highly doubt that a puppy with downs syndrome could kill somebody. It would probably just piddle on the weapon.

Voldemort is fictional. Hitler would win solely for being real.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

There are several people here who've met him face to face that'd disagree with you. And to some of them you're fictional, so pick a different excuse.

This is a fantasy fight, after all. If your choice can't win unless you can insist the other doesn't exist and he wins by default, then he fails.