-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[twoton21]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!

Comments

[boeshane_boy]

Voldemort.

[toldastory]

Voldemort. He at least would kill people. Hitler would hide behind someone else to do it.

one character with pop culture AND roundworld history knowledge. this is sad.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

No magic?

Hitler. He might be short and a snivelling little fascist, but:

a) he was a soldier
b) Voldemort has, what, 1/7th of a soul? And is all pale and icky.
c) you've still got to be kind of tough to be a fascist. It's the putches.
d) Voldemort would only know how to fight with his magic and wouldn't know how to throw a punch.
e) did you see kid Voldemort in those films? He was a weed. I doubt adult Voldemort was much better.

Creed has so read HP. Boring missions get boring okay?

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

Hitler.

Voldemort's entire defence depended on his magic, instead of physical prowess.

Hitler, however, knew at least some hand-to-hand, not to mention he was a soldier, and didn't depend on just his bodyguards at the end. He could handle himself in a fist fight - came from being homeless on the streets.

Voldemort's probably got a glass jaw too.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

While I know I'm gonna regret asking this:

Who's Voldemort?

Snake nerds gotta represent

[requiresssacrifice]

Voldemort, obviously. He was never afraid of getting his hands dirty.

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

Voldemort. Just out of principle. And Hitler was a vegetarian artist with one testicle.

Spider-Man weighs in!

[withgreat-power.livejournal.com]

I'd have to go with Voldemort. He was far more level headed than Hilter reportedly was.

Are we talking about Tom Riddle or snake-guy Voldy?

[tadwizard.livejournal.com]

Voldemort. Longer limbs, he'd probably just do the thing where he holds Hitler in place by his forehead while Hitler keeps punching open air.

VOICE FOREVER

[gotgirlballs.livejournal.com]

I'm gonna go with Hitler, seeing as he actually killed people and all.

[actuallyagolem.livejournal.com]

Don't know who Voldemort is, but he'd win.

[allpure.livejournal.com]

.... How can you say that name, just like that?

[acid_rayne]

Oy...

[diefrenchiesdie.livejournal.com]

Hitler. He actually killed people. Also, I highly doubt Voldemort would put up a good fight without his magic, mostly because he's used it all throughout the books as his only source of power.

Out of curiosity, do you have any more of those GI Joe DVDs?