-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[twoton21]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!

Comments

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

I think you're underestimating how crazy he could probably get when he's backed into a corner. He epitomizes "never-say-die". When he lost the war the first time he at least had a contingency plan. This is versus the guy who lost and then blew his own head off.

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

Not underestimating. Just know how crazy Hitler was. Plus, it'd come down to physical prowess. I'd take Hitler in that fight over snake-boy any day.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

He wasn't crazy. ...Well, no. I'm pretty sure he was crazy. But he was an overglorified D student who hired crazier and more dependable people than he was.

And to be fair Voldemort's physical abilities in his new body were never put to the full test. If you want to talk Pre-Goblet of fire, then yeah, I'd argue he was fucked. But that entire story was about him building a new body that wasn't frail. And he might have hated non-magic stuff, but he wasn't stupid and he was dead paranoid.

[uowemeascream.livejournal.com]

Hitler may have been an overglorified D student, but he was still a scrapper. Had to be, living on the streets like he. And there's evidence he was a boxer too.

Voldemort eschewed all physical attributes for the magic. Sure, he had a new body, but he depended on magic to get by. Guaranteed, Hitler knew his limits more than old snake-face did.