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[twoton21]

This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.

Comments

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Both of you should talk to Shego then, she was in charge last time I checked.

[peektuttut]

Thanks. Uh - who's Shego?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Can't miss her, she's the woman with the green tint and sharp tongue. Been a while since I heard about that class of her.

[peektuttut]

Green tint Got it. Thanks again.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

No problem kid.

[peektuttut]

Do you have a hard time remembering names?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm too old and feeble for long term memory.

[peektuttut]

Shouldn't they have a cure for that in the twenty-first century?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Call it as elusive as the cure to the common cold, smartalec.

Lol that should have been 23rd century. OH NUMBERS.

[peektuttut]

How can you not have a hypo for the common cold?

LOL I figured :>

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Symptoms, sure - cure? The person who figures that out will be getting a galactic peace prize.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I am.

[peektuttut]

Oh, hey. Definitely green Uh, I'm Tim. Are you still doing that class?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Yup. Sunday, gym, 10am, guess I might want to reschedule that since there's some kinda God thing going on now. No gawkers or borderline handicapped.

[peektuttut]

I think I fit those requirements.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Sweet! I'll get right on that!

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, good luck with that kid.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Who'm I talking to again?

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

McCoy, Dr. Leonard McCoy. You?

8O....

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

This place is so fucking cool.

21's my favorite nerd :>

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

That's not a name I've ever heard of.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

21! General 21.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well 'general,' make sure you and your friends don't roughhouse too hard or give Shego a reason to crack your skulls. The minute one of those classes get going it's always damn fool injuries, in this dimension of the next. Too much testosterone half the time.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Relax, Doc. I know what I'm doing.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what they all say. Good luck to you.