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[twoton21]

This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

When you say self defence. I kinda said 'boxing', but hey, how to throw a punch is how to throw a punch in my world.

private, as he doesn't want to piss off security - have someone else for your list.

[pleasesmirk.livejournal.com]

Security isn't entirely off limits if you're an inmate. Unless, of course, you're the most experienced policeman on board. Then it'll take you twice as long as someone who's killed two people whilst here.

[peektuttut]

I wouldn't mind knowing about that class, too.

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

There's...self defense?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

It is usually assumed that we always need more help in the kitchens.

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

I think the kitchen could always use more help. After all, we're on a huge prison barge and everyone's got to eat.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Self-defense class is my thing - totally undersubscribed but yeah. Sunday mornings, gym.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

There are always other jobs you can do if you'd like. But you should probably speak to the wardens who run those places. If you want the kitchens, you're looking for Rube, most likely.

Searching for a reason to talk to him? Maybe...

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you worked out. Do you jog?

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You actually want to spend your time making sandwiches?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Never let it be said I'm not a tight-shirted douche, but glad to know I'm doing something right.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I run the gym. You're sort of new here, right? I'm Claire Bennet.

[subtlescience]

I'm glad to see you're taking initiative.