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Dec. 5th, 2011 10:48 pm
twoton21: (this is earth right?)
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[Video]

Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothers.

So! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately, so let my break the ice the way I usually do: SURVEY QUESTION.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and Richard Nixon?

Go!

[Private - text]

Dear Santa,

Why am I writing this letter? WHY AM I WRITING THIS LETTER? I didn't write to you even when I believed you existed!

Anyway, considering I came here first an Inmate and then came back a Warden I think that means I can say I've been pretty 'good' this year, if that's the kinda money that talks around here. So I've got a few requests for myself before I start getting all charitable:

1) Dude, I need my DVD library updated. And a better system all around would be nice. Y'know, one that's neither butterfly nor sphinx themed. [Insert inordinately long list of movies here]
2) And something to keep them in.
3) I'm actually starting to lose some of the guttage. I could use some clothes that fit better other than the uniforms since those kinda fix themselves.

For Amanda: A punching bag. The kind you can suspend from the ceiling. For her room. She needs to hurt something other than herself and an inanimate object is a good start. Also -- I dunno, maybe some nice clothes? Some warm stuff, too, given the current atmosphere. And, what do girls like? Things that smell nice? Give her something that smells nice.

Thanks in advance.

-Gary
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Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
Sean Connery all the time.

Date: 2011-12-06 05:28 am (UTC)
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - accusing)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
Santa. Hands down. Secret service doesn't have a chance against the Elves and Santa has a better uppercut. Plus he's not afraid of vehicular homicide if you push him.





[And he's completely serious.]

Threadjack

Date: 2011-12-06 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
Upperc-... Homici-... But...Santa.

Threadjack

Date: 2011-12-06 06:19 am (UTC)
most_feared: Please don't use.    Screencaps @ http://screencap-me.livejournal.com/90245.html and http://screencap-me.livejournal.com (k - gizmo)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
Only if you push him. Poor Santa has it hard. People comin' after him is a pretty regular thing.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
You're insane. Why?

Re: Video:

Date: 2011-12-06 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
Of course we're not being literal; this is a fantasy fight.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
Good to meetcha. Call me 21.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
You, sir, are outstanding.

Re: Threadjack

Date: 2011-12-06 06:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
But why? He's Santa!

Date: 2011-12-06 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Nixon ain't got shit on Santa Claus. You ain't gonna come by a fat guy who can visit everyone in one night in politics.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:28 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
That's what they keep telling me. [pause]

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:29 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
No. Why did you pick Connery?

Threadjack

Date: 2011-12-06 06:31 am (UTC)
most_feared: please don't use, i paid for these (k - you poor sap)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
And Reindeer are mean bastards and sleighs are heavy.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:32 am (UTC)
most_feared: (k - pensive)
From: [personal profile] most_feared
I should probably throw in a note since we've gotta write him this month anyway.

Threadjack

Date: 2011-12-06 06:32 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 19centconstable.livejournal.com
I don't see what that has to do with anything.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
contrary pluck and determination along with a fist-full of gadgets can and will beat out anyone.

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
I said Sean Connery, not James Bond. Actual talents and possessions are the only thing that counts.

Christopher Lee was in special ops. He killed Nazis. Real secret agents beat out pretend ones every time.

Date: 2011-12-06 06:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
That's the spirit!

Re: [Video]

Date: 2011-12-06 06:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com
...You serious? [He pauses] ...Christopher Lee was that guy in Star Wars right? He was in special ops?

Is this like that Mr. Rogers thing where he was a Nam' Sniper?

Re: Video:

Date: 2011-12-06 06:47 am (UTC)
acid_rayne: (Think)
From: [personal profile] acid_rayne
Then Santa wouldn't because I say.

Date: 2011-12-06 08:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] failed-bluff.livejournal.com
Kinda gotta wonder why they're in a fight in the first place, though.

Date: 2011-12-06 03:52 pm (UTC)
creatingalegacy: Amanda looking smug as hell. (smug)
From: [personal profile] creatingalegacy
You can thank Blonsky. The lessons came from him.

Date: 2011-12-06 10:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] givemeafight.livejournal.com
21 it is. So, you're her new warden.

Date: 2011-12-06 10:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com
That's right.

Date: 2011-12-06 10:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] givemeafight.livejournal.com
You've got a lot to live up to.
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