twoton21: (this is earth right?)
Henchman 21 ([personal profile] twoton21) wrote2011-12-05 10:48 pm

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Damn, Amanda. [Rubbing his cheek] Whoever gave you lessons, kudos. That's a Hell of a right hook you've got.

...I don't think I've ever been kissed so many times in one day in my LIFE. And all my aunts and grandmothers? Those kinds of aunts and grandmothers.

So! [claps his hands together] I haven't really been out to socialize a lot lately, so let my break the ice the way I usually do: SURVEY QUESTION.

Who would win in a fight between Santa Claus and Richard Nixon?

Go!

[Private - text]

Dear Santa,

Why am I writing this letter? WHY AM I WRITING THIS LETTER? I didn't write to you even when I believed you existed!

Anyway, considering I came here first an Inmate and then came back a Warden I think that means I can say I've been pretty 'good' this year, if that's the kinda money that talks around here. So I've got a few requests for myself before I start getting all charitable:

1) Dude, I need my DVD library updated. And a better system all around would be nice. Y'know, one that's neither butterfly nor sphinx themed. [Insert inordinately long list of movies here]
2) And something to keep them in.
3) I'm actually starting to lose some of the guttage. I could use some clothes that fit better other than the uniforms since those kinda fix themselves.

For Amanda: A punching bag. The kind you can suspend from the ceiling. For her room. She needs to hurt something other than herself and an inanimate object is a good start. Also -- I dunno, maybe some nice clothes? Some warm stuff, too, given the current atmosphere. And, what do girls like? Things that smell nice? Give her something that smells nice.

Thanks in advance.

-Gary

[Video]

[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 03:58 am (UTC)(link)
...Santa Claus and Richard Nixon.

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
[He is sure he recognizes you but he's not going to be a dick and ignore you; that's not what this place is for]

That's right. What's your answer and why?
with_my_teacup: (Primface)

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2011-12-06 04:07 am (UTC)(link)
Who and which now? [Goggly eyebrow at you, sir.]

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
...You're kidding, right?
with_my_teacup: (Default)

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2011-12-06 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
I musta missed that day in history class.

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like it.

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[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
[this is too much.]

...Santa has the advantage in size and weight over Nixon. One guy's nothing without an army at his back if we're talking sheer physical contest.
with_my_teacup: (Default)

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2011-12-06 04:11 am (UTC)(link)
Penal system education. Sad, but you get what you pay for.

Which one of'm handles a knife better?

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Could be debatable. One's magic, the other served in the army. I think.
with_my_teacup: (Default)

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2011-12-06 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Magic guy got a weapon of choice?

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
So your answer is Santa Claus.

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Army of angry elves with infinite engineering capabilities and a band of trained reindeer.
with_my_teacup: (Default)

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2011-12-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Army's good, but one guy can take an army if he's smart. Who's bigger?

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[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
I guess so. I mean barring Nixon having time travel or super powers. Now there's a scary fucking thought.

...Why are you asking again?

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:33 am (UTC)(link)
Santa.

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:34 am (UTC)(link)
What's it look like? For shits and giggles.

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[identity profile] expectremorse.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
....Somebody must be bored.

[he laughs] Superman and Batman's the more traditional one.
acid_rayne: (Speak)

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[personal profile] acid_rayne 2011-12-06 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Nixon. Santa would never fight back.

[identity profile] givemeafight.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
Course she can throw a punch, she's been in the gym practically every day since I gave her some pointers.

[HE IS SO PROUD OF YOU AT THE MOMENT, Amanda.]

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Everybody's done that one. Last one I did was Christopher Lee and Sean Connery, I think.

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[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Who says?

[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
Who'm I talking to?
with_my_teacup: (Default)

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[personal profile] with_my_teacup 2011-12-06 05:01 am (UTC)(link)
A'ight. 4 to 1 on Santa.

[identity profile] givemeafight.livejournal.com 2011-12-06 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Emil Blonsky. Inmate, been on this boat for about a year.
acid_rayne: (Art - Sit)

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[personal profile] acid_rayne 2011-12-06 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Well, OK, I mean... He could, but... Like, if we're being literal, Nixon's a corpse anyway, so...

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