-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[twoton21]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!

Comments

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Nah, apparently he'd go to Spain personally because Spain was doing fascism and they had a bitching army, but they didn't want involved and their leader was a shrieking bastard on like -- cartoony insane levels. So Hitler could never get a word in edgewise and would be so pouty that they'd have to pamper him double time when he got home. That's what I've been told anyway.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Voldemort's not fucking Franco and he doesn't have a bitching army, does he?

You can be a lot more screechy and annoying when you've got a bitching army to back you up.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Dude, he has evil wizards, half the ministry, giants, and dementors in his army. That's pretty bitching.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

But in this fight, neither's got a fucking army, does he? You take a fancy dude's powers, he's got nothing, you take away a normal bloke's gun, and he's still got his fists.

I know who'd win.