-5- [Video Blog Fantasy Fight Round #2]

[twoton21]

[21 appears in his civvies on the screen and appears to be snacking on something. He finishes chewing and swallowing seconds after, though, realizing the equipment is already working.]

All right, we got some good discussion going last time, so let's go for another fantasy fight. At the risk of bouncing off a couple fourth walls here: Who would win in a fight? Adolf Hitler or Voldemort. No weapons, no lackeys, no magic.

Go!

Comments

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

...Voldemort might be intimidated by that moustache. Or by not being able to hide behind his wand for the first fucking time in his life.

And I dunno about that, he certainly bloody turned one on Stalin, didn't he? Alright, Stalin kinda-fucking-had the last word, but I bet you anything he shat himself when Hitler went 'actually, no, I'll have the REST of Poland.'

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Did they ever meet in person? I'm not too sure on that, but I don't think they did. And you know how easy it is to talk smack about people that aren't in the room.

You ever read about what happened to Hitler whenever he visited Spain trying to get a handout?

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Don't think Hitler met many of these bastards. I heard somewhere that him going to Paris was a fucking adventure. I thought it was whatchacallhim. Ribbentrop doing all the bugging people.

Still reckon he'd win, no questions asked.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Nah, apparently he'd go to Spain personally because Spain was doing fascism and they had a bitching army, but they didn't want involved and their leader was a shrieking bastard on like -- cartoony insane levels. So Hitler could never get a word in edgewise and would be so pouty that they'd have to pamper him double time when he got home. That's what I've been told anyway.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but Voldemort's not fucking Franco and he doesn't have a bitching army, does he?

You can be a lot more screechy and annoying when you've got a bitching army to back you up.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Dude, he has evil wizards, half the ministry, giants, and dementors in his army. That's pretty bitching.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

But in this fight, neither's got a fucking army, does he? You take a fancy dude's powers, he's got nothing, you take away a normal bloke's gun, and he's still got his fists.

I know who'd win.