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[twoton21]

This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.

Comments

His brain: AAAAH There's a Kirk and Spock!

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Any more and I might have a heart attack.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

The Marquis.

Donatien Alphonse Francois de Sade if you want to be quite specific.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Well...they're kinda the ones that have to decide that, right?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

The guy from history who popularized torture porn and paid hookers to fart on him?

That guy's a Warden?

Sure...they get all the glory XD

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Why would it matter?

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

Why? I didn't do anything!

A long, long pause

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Of course he is a warden. A reformed warden, but a warden just the same.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

I dunno, Toby -- I don't really know how you got here or why. Sounds like a shitty deal though.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Crazy. So what's he like?

Do a fan dance and we'll talk :|

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

You guys are kinda famous.

Searching for a reason to talk to him? Maybe...

[thatlibbychick.livejournal.com]

I didn't know you worked out. Do you jog?

Maybe in a few years...

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I...suppose so.

Everything Jim does has to be noticed by at least two worlds to be considered a success.

it's jealous you're so bitchin' :[

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, another word for stifling bureaucracy and politics. Try going to any Federation award ceremony, it's like a damned chess match the way people move around. Some things ever change.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Sometimes. But mostly I do weights, some hand to hand sparring.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

You actually want to spend your time making sandwiches?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Imagine you have been assigned to work in a large farm with no breaks and no entertainment. Now, imagine that you go about your daily routine and occasionally, a snake will rear his head and bite you in the leg. Sometimes it hurts, sometimes he hits only your boot and you are safe. Either way, it is annoying because the farmer has given you that snake to keep you from stepping over the line.

The Marquis is that snake. And not just any snake...something filled with poison.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

As opposed to doing nothing, or janitor duty? Yeah.

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

Never let it be said I'm not a tight-shirted douche, but glad to know I'm doing something right.

[cautionarystory.livejournal.com]

There are better things to do around here than slapping some meat and cheese between two pieces of bread.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

I run the gym. You're sort of new here, right? I'm Claire Bennet.

[some-kinda-hero.livejournal.com]

You've never been a douche to me.

Vengeance from Aboooove

[impure-tale.livejournal.com]

My dear Iago, I would so hate for you to be proven a liar. So here:

A bite.

There are shovels in the broom closet.

The deck is to be cleared of snow before you have your dinner tonight.

Hate on me hata. :<

[peektuttut]

God I wish How stiff are the dress uniform collars?

[gonnadiesomeday.livejournal.com]

That's because I like you.

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

No. I have done nothing wrong. He asked and I answered.