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[twoton21]

This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.

Comments

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Well 'general,' make sure you and your friends don't roughhouse too hard or give Shego a reason to crack your skulls. The minute one of those classes get going it's always damn fool injuries, in this dimension of the next. Too much testosterone half the time.

He's amazed that this isn't automatically clicking.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Hi Tobias. What brings you here?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Does it matter?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Relax, Doc. I know what I'm doing.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

There are always other jobs you can do if you'd like. But you should probably speak to the wardens who run those places. If you want the kitchens, you're looking for Rube, most likely.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Call it as elusive as the cure to the common cold, smartalec.

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

...I don't know. I've been here for awhile now.

I just want to go home.

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Yeah, that's what they all say. Good luck to you.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Hey, it's not as bad as all that, right?

You've got a Warden at least. Or are you a Warden?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Rube? Got it.

Who's this?

Lol that should have been 23rd century. OH NUMBERS.

[peektuttut]

How can you not have a hypo for the common cold?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

I guess not.

What's it like for you here?

LOL I figured :>

[hyposprayed.livejournal.com]

Symptoms, sure - cure? The person who figures that out will be getting a galactic peace prize.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

It's a name.

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm sorry.

Lieutenant Uhura.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

'If I'm teaching it'?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Well...yeah.

Math stretches to unbelievable heights t o hate on me. :<

[peektuttut]

Why am I not surprised that there's a galactic peace prize?

[inhumandog.livejournal.com]

Better than death?

Better than it was before, though my warden is absolutely intolerable at times.

8O.....

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Wow, there's a lot of you people here.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Mine's a bitter schoolteacher. I have yet to see one worse.

But for the sake of comparison, who's your Warden?

[unbiasedchance.livejournal.com]

It's some numbers.

Watch out...his face might stick that way

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have heard of my crew? There are several. Myself, McCoy, Captain Kirk, Spock and Scotty.

Any more and I think Jim might have a heart attack.

[triplekill.livejournal.com]

I don't want a warden. I want to go home. They don't understand anything here.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

And Harvey Dent is a phonetic combination. What's your point?