[Audio Post]

[twoton21]

[--An excited voice cuts into the audio feed, sounding agitated]

I’m telling you that doesn’t matter—Quit being a dick, I’ve got a job to do! Send me home!

Look, can I talk to somebody about this other than the Great and Powerful Oz? I’m not supposed to be here.

Look – you can’t jack a guy from his own reality when he’s about to die. I’m always about to die. Believe me; I’m totally cool with it!

Also, who the Hell took the blades out of my utility gloves? I custom made those, and it was hella expensive. Give 'em back!

Comments

Snape is enjoying this WAY TOO MUCH.

[subtlescience]

Welcome aboard and congratulations on successfully dying.

I suggest you stop searching for weaponry in your room: I'm sure the Admiral has taken every precaution to make you as dangerous as a stalk of broccoli - and he is thorough.

Voice - Presumably Much Later

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Did Hans Gruber just--

[clears throat] Uh yeah. I'm kind of getting that now.

[subtlescience]

Hans Gruber?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Huh. Guess that's not it.

Who is this?

[subtlescience]

This is Severus Snape. Who are you?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

[Have some mild half-laughs and stammers]

This place is crazy...

I'm 21.

[subtlescience]

Oh, not another one. You're not from the Village, are you?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

What's that? Like that crappy M Night Shymalan movie or something?

[subtlescience]

I'm not the sort to watch television, but the story 11-12 gives does sound like the plot of a bad novel.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Can't say I know him.