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[twoton21]

[--An excited voice cuts into the audio feed, sounding agitated]

I’m telling you that doesn’t matter—Quit being a dick, I’ve got a job to do! Send me home!

Look, can I talk to somebody about this other than the Great and Powerful Oz? I’m not supposed to be here.

Look – you can’t jack a guy from his own reality when he’s about to die. I’m always about to die. Believe me; I’m totally cool with it!

Also, who the Hell took the blades out of my utility gloves? I custom made those, and it was hella expensive. Give 'em back!

Comments

VOICE

[requiresssacrifice]

Oh, ASKING! Why didn't I ever think to do that?

[OOC: AS USUAL: the letter 's' is always dragged out. He's not wearing the ventilator, but his lungs are in the process of healing, sooo his voice is raspy and actually sounds kind of close to cartoon Cobra Commander's, only less high pitched. Oh and he sounds like he's on drugs or intoxicated or something]

VOICE

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Hey, shut up!

[pause]

...No wait, don't shut up! Who is this?!

VOICE

[requiresssacrifice]

[He has no idea how to answer this question anymore, thanks to recent conversations] Why... do you want to know?

VOICE - in which he makes a different assumption about the drawn-out-S-sound

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Because you're talking to me, Sylvester; why the hell else?

[toldastory]

I'm sorry, I'm afraid it doesn't work like that. You're on the barge.

Voice

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I kinda got that already. Mostly. Vaguely. Now how do I get off?

Re: Voice

[toldastory]

You graduate. There really isn't another way. Shouting, screaming, dying, any sort of those things don't really work.

Voice

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Graduate from what?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

Who's Oz?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Are you kidding me? Oz? Follow the yellowbrick road? Pay no attention to that mine behind the curtain?

[lotoftrouble.livejournal.com]

I'm a bit behind when it comes to pop culture.

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

"Utility gloves"?

He's starting to have a little nerd breakdown. Ability to communicate slowly dwindling.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Who is this?

[soundof-drums.livejournal.com]

Tell me your name, and I'll tell you miiiine.

Voice - I've GOT to get him some more icons.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

It's 21 to you and anybody else that asks.

Voice

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

Er, perhaps it might do you some good to calm yourself- the blades were likely removed for the safety of yourself and those around you. I'm sure once you've recovered, they'll be returned to you?

Voice

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Yeah well why doesn't somebody bring me a helmet and some water-wings while they're at it. Soup might be on the menu!

Voice- silly proper English boys, missing all that sarcasm!

[a-bit-put-upon.livejournal.com]

There more often tend to be sandwiches, from my experience, though I fail to see how a helmet would improve matters.

Voice - He's gonna go lie down now.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Think on it for a while.

Snape is enjoying this WAY TOO MUCH.

[subtlescience]

Welcome aboard and congratulations on successfully dying.

I suggest you stop searching for weaponry in your room: I'm sure the Admiral has taken every precaution to make you as dangerous as a stalk of broccoli - and he is thorough.

Voice - Presumably Much Later

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Did Hans Gruber just--

[clears throat] Uh yeah. I'm kind of getting that now.

[subtlescience]

Hans Gruber?

[itweresport.livejournal.com]

Your speech is strange to me, Sir, and you speak far too quickly for me to make any sense of it.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I get that a lot.

Voice - lol, matt damon'd

[brokenweapon.livejournal.com]

You're definitely not getting those back. Welcome aboard.