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[twoton21]

So somebody tell me about ports. This'll be my first, so I'm just kinda wondering which ones people've been to? How bad are they? What usually happens?

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[subtlescience]

The ports are wretched and I'm not going. You may go with Tony Foster, if you wish. I'll arrange it.

I've spoken with another of the wardens about allowing you to attend a movie club they hold just after midnight on the 2nd level. I think the social interaction might do you some good.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

I thought the Admiral said everyone has to get off?

And you're setting me up on playdates now?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I think all bets are off since the Admiral hinted that it's gonna be seasonally appropriate.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

So we're going to stop in someplace he thinks is romantic? Or a Civil Rights demonstration circa the 1960s.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I'd guess more Column A than Column B, but now I've said that we might just end up in 1920s Chicago.

[subtlescience]

Has he? [Unintelligible scribbling which may be him throwing down his quill and sulking.]

It's not a play date. It's a movie night. You expressed interest in such things.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

I'm just joshing ya, Prof. I'll look into it. Who's holding it?

[subtlescience]

Martha Jones. You'll like her.

...

If you don't like her, you'll at least treat her with the respect she deserves.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Oh no, she's cool. She's probably got good taste in movies, too. I'll ask her about attending!

[acid_rayne]

You get fucked in the ass.

Hard.

The Admiral likes it that way.

[yourunichase]

Ports are a pain in the fucking ass just like everything else aboard this fucking boat.

[i-cantakeit.livejournal.com]

Sometimes they're not all bad, just strange. We had a port in a fairytale world that I kind of enjoyed.