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[twoton21]

Since a lot of us are killing time in our cabins so there's a little less 'killing us' going on: Who do you think would win in a fight to the death:

Christopher Lee or Sean Connery?

Comments

[requiresssacrifice]

Christopher Lee, you idiot! He was Special Ops!

[theoriginalbamf.livejournal.com]

I have to second this. Christopher Lee.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Dude, that's totally my vote too! I high-five you in spirit!

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

James Bond. Fucking James Bond all the way.

Snape has SOME pop culture knowledge. At least, this much,

[subtlescience]

Wasn't Sean Connery the star of those wretched James Bond films?

[subtlescience]

Ah, I see he was.

In any case, neither. You'd expect their stunt doubles would do the fighting, wouldn't you?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

You can't pit a fake spy against a real one and expect him to win.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Absolutely not. Christopher Lee doesn't need any stunt doubles; he did all his footwork and swordplay for Episode II.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

You can. Real spies don't get all of that fancy shit that James Bond does.

So... fake spies would win every time.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

One word. Lightsaber.

[requiresssacrifice]

Yesss. "High-five."

Shego's canon only has weird stand-ins for existing celebrities and pop culture, so:

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

Who?

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

You've never heard of Christopher Lee or Sean Connery?

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

I never, ever have.

[subtlescience]

Episode II?

I never should have involved myself in this discussion.

his most metro comment ever

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Girlfriend, you need to see some movies. Stat.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

You know Q could come up with something cool to combat that.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

It appears that I need to acclimate both you and Shego in a few decent movies.

Well no. Episode II isn't decent. It's barely even laughable. But geez.

[subtlescience]

Regardless of how well-versed I am in the minutiae of pop culture:

Christopher Lee would still lose, as he would be pitted against Sean Connery's stunt double who, I'll point out, would most likely be trained in the numerous ways to defeat Christopher Lee. No one in their right mind would work in a dangerous field without being properly trained - particularly if they doubled for an actor even I know.

It's simple logic.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Christopher Lee killed nazis. He could kick the ass of any stunt double that crossed his path.

If it'd been Lee versus Ray Park in Episode I, instead of Liam Neeson? Totally different ending to that fight.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Q is fictional.

Two more words: Still working.

[subtlescience]

Did he kill Nazis in a movie, 21? If so, it was likely scripted for him to win, you know.

[christ-onabike.livejournal.com]

So are fucking lightsabers.

He's half lying.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Not in my world they're not.

[gotgreenmagic.livejournal.com]

What.

Honestly this seems to be knowledge I've managed my entire life so far without.