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This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

No. I have done nothing wrong. He asked and I answered.

And you slandered me. I put you to work, I keep you occupied, and I correct you when you behave criminally or disrespectfully, just as I am doing now. You would have people think that I lash out at you in violence, and it is not so.

Tell me, have I ever spoken dishonestly about you?

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How could I know that? I do not read your private conversations. Or even public conversations that are not addressed to me.

Well you might try.

I don't speak dishonestly of you because it would prove to be no example for you to follow, and because I would have no one take false impressions of you.

I care not what you say of me so long as it is truthful, and you will certainly not imply that you'd committed yourself to a virtuous life here before I ever chose to correct you. It does no justice to the progress you've made here.

You will not disrespect me or yourself in such a manner again. Am I perfectly clear?

Oh yes, Marquis. Perfectly clear.

I'll help you.

I should think you owe me the help. But yes.

When should I meet you on deck?

Last night I--- I apologize, Iago. I spoke out of turn.

You did.

Fifteen minutes. Why waste time?

Of course. I will be there.

We should discuss a few things while we are there.

No, we will not be alone. I do not want to discuss anything with you right now while I am still...frustrated.

Who else will be there?

A friend. Let it be. I am leaving now.

Who? I... Iago, I am leaving as well.

Need a hand?

If you are really willing to help, then yes. The more hands I have, the faster it will get done.

We did stuff like this to kill time at home. No worries.

Judas will be there, as well. Fifteen minutes.

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