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[twoton21]

This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.

Comments

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

There are always other jobs you can do if you'd like. But you should probably speak to the wardens who run those places. If you want the kitchens, you're looking for Rube, most likely.

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Rube? Got it.

Who's this?

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Oh! I'm sorry.

Lieutenant Uhura.

8O.....

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Wow, there's a lot of you people here.

Watch out...his face might stick that way

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Oh, you have heard of my crew? There are several. Myself, McCoy, Captain Kirk, Spock and Scotty.

Any more and I think Jim might have a heart attack.

His brain: AAAAH There's a Kirk and Spock!

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

Any more and I might have a heart attack.

Sure...they get all the glory XD

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

Why would it matter?

Do a fan dance and we'll talk :|

[twoton21.livejournal.com]

You guys are kinda famous.

Maybe in a few years...

[lt-n-uhura.livejournal.com]

I...suppose so.

Everything Jim does has to be noticed by at least two worlds to be considered a success.