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Henchman 21 ([personal profile] twoton21) wrote2010-02-07 05:34 pm

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This place as a sweet gymnasium. Club quality, no jokes. It's nice to be able to work at it without some tight-shirted douche trying to talk you into a package deal.

So I know security's out, as far as jobs go. Is more help needed in the kitchen? I mean, I seriously don't know how many people it takes to make sandwiches, but I'm happy to lend a hand if it'll give me something to do.

Also, somebody told me there's a self-defense class held here somewhere. I wanted to know who's been running that.

[Private Notes]

Book Characters Spotted
-Professor Snape
--Warden.
---Kind of a dick. To be expected, though.

-Draco Malfoy
--Inmate.
---Bigger pussy in real life.

-Some guy from Discworld
--Warden (I think).
---Dude, it's fucking Discworld.

Movie Characters Spotted
-Cobra Commander
--Inmate
---The nerdy movie version.
----Total cockblock.

-The Baroness
--Inmate (I think?)
---Also movie version.
----Apparently still evil?

-Destro
--Inmate (most likely)
---Movie version, definitely. Bet his face isn't even metal.
----See TV Characters for further developments.

-Montgomery Scott
--Warden
---Simon Pegg
----Meh. Well, sort of. He was pretty cool.

TV Show Characters Spotted
-Dr Horrible?
--Inmate (probably)
---Gay. (Apparently grab-assed Destro) WTF?
----Neil Patrick Harris.
-----Confusion retracted.

-Doctor Who (Four?)
--Warden
---Pretty cool guy. Always was my favorite.

-Doctor Who (Ten?)
--Warden (maybe?)
---Kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-The Master (latest)
--Kinda mockable.
---Also kinda fucking scary.
----Avoid at all costs.

-Shego
--Inmate?
---So they bring Disney characters here?

Comic Characters Spotted
-Nightcrawler
--Warden
---Totally sweet.

-Also heard a lot of chatter about Sabretooth. Have not seen yet. Avoid at all costs.


[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
She told you there's self defense? Why do we need self defense?

...it's better if we didn't fight at all...

[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 10:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm doing it for physical alacrity, mister. Gotta stay in shape and keep my senses sharp, y'know?

Who are you, by the way?

He's amazed that this isn't automatically clicking.

[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi Tobias. What brings you here?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:04 pm (UTC)(link)
...I don't know. I've been here for awhile now.

I just want to go home.

[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, it's not as bad as all that, right?

You've got a Warden at least. Or are you a Warden?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't want a warden. I want to go home. They don't understand anything here.

[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Well...they're kinda the ones that have to decide that, right?

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:20 pm (UTC)(link)
Why? I didn't do anything!

[identity profile] twoton21.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I dunno, Toby -- I don't really know how you got here or why. Sounds like a shitty deal though.

[identity profile] triplekill.livejournal.com 2010-02-07 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Toby?